Sometimes you have to get serious...

even if you aren't serious very often. I look for things to write to you about and I try to make sure that I usually make you laugh a bit if possible (we need that every day), and then, if I can get you to keep thinking about something past my page, I consider that a bonus in my life, regardless of whether it's about the all-mighty comma, or a really stupid and dangerous commercial on TV, whatever "hits" me that day. 
Today, what did it was an article in Huffpost (a really great online newspaper I'd LOVE to write for/article on San Franciso page) and they reported about a child molester that drove a school bus who was finally caught and charged. He traumatized two special needs kids over a long period of time (too awful to even imagine how the kids or parents are feeling) and I had a thought about how to prevent child molesters (at least male ones) from getting hired in the first place by anyplace that they will have access to children to in ANY way. Now I can almost already hear a LOT of people in this industry, and hungry lawyers, screaming about civil right here, but what about the KIDS civil rights, keep that in mind, okay?
They've had the science for years to tell if a man's inability to get an erection is mental/emotional or physical. In fact, a simple line of stamps can do it. So you know, just wait until bedtime, carefully but snug, wrap a row of perforated postage stamps around a "resting" penis, go to sleep, and if the next morning, the perforations are torn at any point, it's in his head, because unless it's his medications, or other drugs, causing it, a man can have several erections every night in his sleep...so finding out if, and when, a penis "works" is not exactly rocket science, okay? So, IF you are a guy and you want to work in any field with children, you should have to go through more than just a drug test. This is NOT an absolute test, but it would sure weed out a LOT of pervs. A simple devise attached, several of the right sort of pictures get flashed on a screen and the results come out, bam, instant knowledge. A lot of places have lie detector tests for the brain, why not the penis, which gets the upper head in trouble a lot more than the other way around, yes? IF this were available to businesses that are already doing the drug tests, it's probably about a 30 minute deal. I cannot imagine any decent man that is NOT a molester, or a potential one, really objecting to this, and the real molesters wouldn't WANT to take the test, so would not get hired. I can't find a man with kids that has a problem with it. As an added bonus, some men that have BEEN molested might be discovered and helped. I wish I had the money and/or connections to get something like this going, but if anyone that reads me, hears about this down the line, whoever, gets it going, it'll be worth being serious once in a while. Be back soon with more funny. Thanks.
Just sayin'
Dragonfly