I posted the title just as it was on the one article. Have you seen this lovely piece of art? Is anyone that is making a ridiculous fuss over it aware that most modern sculpture like this is SUPPOSED to be evocative, make you actually THINK and see what you will in it? And are you further aware that your mind is particularly perverted if you think anything about birth is bad? The only BAD thing about the birth of something is the OMG moment YOU had because it might just, mainly because YOU made such a big fuss over it, have to have "the talk" with your kid because of it. OH NO! The inhumanity of it! We MUST cover up everything that resembles a vagina, birth and anything else that could hasten THAT horror show. And I say horror show because if you are freaking out over this thing, you have NO business explaining sex, birth, body parts or anything else delicate to your kid, you'll scare them to death. So what if this is depicting the "birth" of two warriors from a slit-shaped opening in a rock? Have you taken a hand mirror and looked at your vagina lately? it does NOT look like this rock, or at least shouldn't. YES, something is emerging from something else. WHY does your mind automatically go THERE? Being in the kitchen with you when you pit a peach, an olive or prune must be very traumatic for anyone there. Does the removal of an avocado seed with a knife remind you of a C section? Come on, really? People, grow up. The emergence of something beautiful from something else beautiful is something to enjoy. Like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon, right?
Some people can see something sexual in anything, and because THEY are obsessed, they assume the rest of the world is, too. What about a hot dog in a bun? Should they be banned, too. A hot dog bun looks about as much like a vagina as a peach or that statue, and OMG, we ALL know what the hot dog means. The vendor of this treat should be immediately banished to pervert jail (we won't even go into all the things you can "squirt" or put onto this obscenity and what THEY could represent...and then of course, there is the corny dog, slathered with mustard, oh dear lord, where will it end???? Oh and tacos, EVERYone knows what a taco really is, right? We are ALL of us running to hot dog vendors, and making runs for the border to partake in the symbolic eating of genitalia. And when the hot innards of a churro come spewing out, is THAT supposed to represent sperm?? I mean, a churro is long and cylindrical, right? So it MUST be a penis. My brain is about to explode with all the references I'm trying to come up with to show these paranoid people just how silly they are being about this. I cannot go on, if for no other reason than talking about all this food has made me hungry ( and no, I do NOT mean horny). Oy veh,
Just sayin'
Dragonfly
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