okay, I lied, I'm back...forgot riddle of the week. 

How does one both under-cook a pork chop AND set off the smoke alarm?

Answer tomorrow. Maybe it'll just be "riddles as I think of them" instead.

I have flashes, you know? I'm starting out a bit blase,but it'll pick up,just

started late for my first day.

Okay, no kidding, going to bed now.